Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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