did you get engaged???
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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