I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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