I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
honey bunches of taint.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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