I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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