the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
