Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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