Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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