the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
ok first of all what the fuck
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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