If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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