I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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