is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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