just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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