He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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