idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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