I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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