shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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