Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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