I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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