Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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