I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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