dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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