Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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