Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Oh god it's open bar.
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