Your dad touched me again.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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