As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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