??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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