the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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