I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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