oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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