Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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