i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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