Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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