i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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