I want to make a zoo with you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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