also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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