it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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