Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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