Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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