at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You should frame my arrest warrant.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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