I want to stick my p in your. b.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Do vagina's smell?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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