Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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