so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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