I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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