Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Pooping to opera.
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