no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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