what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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