Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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