we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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