I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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