Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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