Sry I called you an 8
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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