did you get engaged???
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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