do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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