im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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