so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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